兩個悲慘的女人！
 

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
兩個女人在天堂聊天
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
女一：嗨，我是汪達
2nd woman : Hi! I';m Sylvia. How';d you die?
女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢?
1st woman : I froze to death.
我凍死的
2nd woman : How horrible!
好可怕
1st woman : It wasn';t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What ! about
you?
也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
我是因為心臟病死的，我懷疑我先生欺騙，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視
1st woman : So, what happened?
喔，那發生什麼事呢?
2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了
1st woman : Too bad you didn';t look in the freezer---we';d both still be alive.
太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著

兩個悲慘的女人！
 

哈哈~~兩個笨女人